Hello my fans. Do you all have a name you’d like to choose for yourselves? I’m open to take suggestions. I thought since we are new found friends, I should take some time to share some things about myself.

We already establish I love twilight a devastatingly huge amount. I don’t know who I would be without it. Truly. Every few moons I experience twi-chosis and have to watch “New Moon” every night on loop to fall asleep. When I finish it I immediately start again… no time to pee. We don’t pee in twi-chosis. Not when there’s 5 whole movies to watch.

Okay moving on…

I am really nothing without my whims. You have to stay on your toes if you want to keep up. They are ever changing. Once I ate naan bread every single day 3 meals a day for months. Then one morning I looked at my beloved naan bread with pure DISGUST. And haven’t touched it since… easy come easy go.

Because it’s October I would be remiss to mention one whim that has seem to stick around longer than most… SPOOKY SEASON. Although I don’t like to dress up… I don’t want to eat candy… I don’t really want to compliment 57 kids on their sweaty Halloween costumes. It’s more of the atmosphere. I just want to know it’s Halloween season but I don’t want to participate in it. Ya know?

Okay well that’s all I got for today folks. Don’t forget to let me know what you want to be called in this newfound community. I probably won’t listen.

Toodles!